pastel 18488 – #dff3f6
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reblog if u fucking love carbs, just ate a bagel, or u a fucking asshole and don’t care
you know you’re messed up when you’re looking forward to joining a lettuce club
Please explain
okay so the school i want to go to has this thing called a lettuce club. In the lettuce club, you meet once a year and, in this meeting, you have an hour to eat an entire head of lettuce (sometimes there’s ranch, mostly there isn’t). whoever eats the lettuce the fastest is the leader of the lettuce club and has to set up the meeting for next year.
apparently it’s supposed to make you hate lettuce but honestly that’s just a small side effect for one of the weirdest clubs i’ve heard of in my entire life
…what does one do in the lettuce club?😨 besides race to eat lettuce.
no that’s the entire meaning of the lettuce club
babies playing with pets scare me
please don’t hurt the pupper, you Little Screaming Shit Machine™
I don’t like Halsey
welcum to mai kiechen…
we haive bannanies and avicadios
i think i sum up why being offended by dwc is pretty ridiculous right here
[A text message reading, “I want to make a down with cis patch for my jacket but that puts me at risk of being brutally murdered”]
“I want to put hate speech on my jacket but I’m worried about people not taking it as a joke”
i think about this comment a lot because it both claims that dwc is hate speech and that i deserve to be actually murdered for wearing a meme reference
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/lavenduers/137034647369/tumblr_o0kup7Lsjg1seqn7a?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://lavenduers.tumblr.com/post/137034647369/audio_player_iframe/lavenduers/tumblr_o0kup7Lsjg1seqn7a?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Flavenduers%2F137034647369%2Ftumblr_o0kup7Lsjg1seqn7a
I love the NEDA newsletter so much
This is one of the most adorable comics I’ve ever read
I’ve been waiting for this to pop back up on my dashboard.. we are way too hard on ourselves.
