bisexuwhalepride:

sapphicsugar:

bisexuwhalepride:

sapphicsugar:

bisexuwhalepride:

you know you’re messed up when you’re looking forward to joining a lettuce club

Please explain

okay so the school i want to go to has this thing called a lettuce club. In the lettuce club, you meet once a year and, in this meeting, you have an hour to eat an entire head of lettuce (sometimes there’s ranch, mostly there isn’t). whoever eats the lettuce the fastest is the leader of the lettuce club and has to set up the meeting for next year. 

apparently it’s supposed to make you hate lettuce but honestly that’s just a small side effect for one of the weirdest clubs i’ve heard of in my entire life

…what does one do in the lettuce club?😨 besides race to eat lettuce.

no that’s the entire meaning of the lettuce club

seriouslycisphobic:

vansem-chan:

downwithcisfandom:

seriouslycisphobic:

i think i sum up why being offended by dwc is pretty ridiculous right here 

[A text message reading, “I want to make a down with cis patch for my jacket but that puts me at risk of being brutally murdered”]

“I want to put hate speech on my jacket but I’m worried about people not taking it as a joke”

i think about this comment a lot because it both claims that dwc is hate speech and that i deserve to be actually murdered for wearing a meme reference