Reblog this and tag where you stand on cucumbers, bell peppers, mushrooms, cilantro, and brussels sprouts.
me: *travels back in time to meet vincent van gogh in real life*
vincent van gogh: *is wearing doc martens with funky egg socks and an art heaux-yellow kanken backpack* hey i’m just drawing some succulents and small kawaii leafs in my moleskine with my copic markers and micron pens…
me:
vincent: *takes a drag off an american spirit cigarette*
you know when u have to misgender a friend in front of ur parents and you can like physically taste copper
people who are saying “then don’t misgender them!!” are missing the sad reality of this post. they don’t realize that 99% of the time, when someone must misgender their friend to others, it is because the friend (aka the misgendered friend) has explicitly asked them to do so. especially to parents because people talk, word gets around. if they don’t want anyone to know, then you have to respect that.
In the latter half of the second episode of Steven bomb aka Adventures in Light Distortion there is a massive case of bright lights that could cause an epileptic episode. Just to warn my followers bc it’s pretty intense
Steven Universe returns to televisions everywhere on January 30. Five new episodes will air over a week starting at 7 PM EST, in what has been dubbed the “Stevenbomb” format.
These episodes are:
“Steven’s Dream” (Monday, Jan. 30) – A strange dream prompts Steven to search for answers.
“Adventures in Light Distortion” (Monday, Jan. 30) – Steven and the Gems take off on a search and recovery mission.
“Gem Heist”(Tuesday, Jan. 31) – The Gems try to pull off a heist.
“The Zoo”(Wednesday, Feb. 1) – Steven visits a special zoo.
“That Will Be All”(Thursday, Feb. 2) – Steven and the Gems make a daring escape!
After this summer’s “Steven Nuke” (a full month’s worth of weekdaily episodes) and a handful of weekly episodes that followed, it seems like Cartoon Network is getting a better handle on how to market and release this show. At the very least, the fandom is receiving more consistent information on when hiatuses are going to end.