Someone: Make eye contact or no one will trust you, you bridge troll
I, a humble autistic: 👀
Me: makes eye contact
Them: stop staring omg
Turns out too much eye contact with no smile means ‘I want to kill you’ and too much with a smile means ‘I want to kiss you’ and how does one find out what is enough but not too much? Who knows???
the forbidden knowledge
lavenduers 