thesufferpuppet:

-douche with green tea

-eat an entire jar of coconut oil everyday

-cut gluten,eggs,dairy,MSGs, meats, oxygen, and sugar out of your diet

-never stop doing yoga, you have to do it every second of your life. Sleep in downward dog, shower in warrior position, walk on your hands

-shove kale up your ass

And last, but not least
– just be happy all the time. You know, the only real disability in life is a bad attitude