ren and stimpy: you hate every other cartoon on this list
ren and stimpy adult party cartoon: you hate every other cartoon on this list and you’re a masochist
spongebob: you don’t actually like grossout that much but you can tolerate it and you can appreciate the creativity that goes into it
cow and chicken/i am weasel: you’re obsessed with memes.
superjail: you’ve masturbated to the once-ler at least once……………….(ler)
happy tree friends: your parents didn’t really understand what the internet was or how it worked, resulting in you seeing this at an early age and becoming morbidly obsessed with it. this obsession has never left you
courage the cowardly dog: RETURN THE SLAB
space goofs: you’re that one chick i used to be friends with from youtube who shipped candy/gorgious. no one else remembers this show.
schnookums and meat: the lost media wiki is ur fav site.
sanjay and craig: you love the word “awesome” and you like action movies
pig goat banana cricket: i’ve never met anyone else who loves this show but i love it and that’s all that really matters. it’s great
breadwinners: you’re a small child who enjoys minecraft
mega babies: you do not fear death.
the mighty bee: Lesbian. you’re a fuckin goddamn lesbian and you’re gay too
If you’re like me, you’re gay and you have depression. And if you’re like me, you’ve come up with a few ways to cope with the day-to-day blues. Maybe you go for walks in the park. Maybe you soak in a bubble bath. Maybe you listen to “This Year” by the Mountain Goats on repeat and bask in John Darnielle’s triumphant howling until your will to live has been restored to you.
Today’s coping mechanism? Plowing through the Sesame Street vault and watching as many clips of Bert and Ernie as I can get my gay, depressed hands on.