me: I slammed my finger in a door today by accident
someone from england: “door”? like what is that? you just have these things anyone can use to get into your homes and your cars? your country is so weird? here we have these, like, rectangular holes in our buildings and stuff, and a slab of some hard material, generally wood or metal, that covers it snugly and stays affixed with hinges and locks
lavenduers 