HER DOG REPEATED HER I’M SCREAMING
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Protip for if you’re alone and find yourself getting jumpy because ‘oh shit this feels like the start of a scene from a horror movie’:
Do something that a director of a horror movie would never put in a final cut. Pull sudden and inexplicable stupid faces. Make up a ridiculous shuffle-dance. Sing that song with the weirdest lyrics you know, loudly and as off-key as possible. Be completely unphotogenic and uncinematic, and it counteracts the irrational fear quite nicely.
Pretend you’re in the blooper reel of a horror movie
not to be fake deep but… I wanna dance with somebody, I wanna feel the heat with somebody… I wanna dance with somebody… somebody who loves me
Amish country are the real feminists!
Out here in amish smokin RESPECT WOMEN
the amish are feminist allies
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