apricops:

apricops:

Couples that tolerate each other’s endless endless rambling are a powerful and beautiful force for good

me, excitedly: so by Le Chatelier’s principle, no reaction ever truly ‘stops,’ it just reaches a point where it proceeds in both directions at the same rate for a net change of zero, which

my gf, knowing she’ll get to talk about glass-blowing techniques next: mhm, I see, interesting

smoochuu:

casey freys internet persona is clearly a parody of these agonizingly horny straight guys who act like theyre super sexy and irresistible to women only he acts like he does poppers non-stop and hasnt slept in months and the fact that people unironically see him as That and drop their panties for him in his mentions is just bizarre to me but completely unsurprising