do you ever bite into a piece of cheese on bread and immediately find yourself as a true and honest shepherd boy in the 1300s who sometimes steals apples but is overall hale and truehearted
Weird. I bit into bread and cheese and find myself mischievous knave from the 1500s as ready to drink an ale in good company as to cut the purse of a lord, but is an overall wastrel.
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💓sweet red emoji asks💓
🍄 – favorite nickname/petname?
🌺 – your comfort film/show?
💖 – favorite place to be?
💕 – 1 thing you love about yourself (you can do it !!)
💌 – something you admire in other people?
💋 – dream getaway location & what you’d do there?
🌹 – your ideal fashion aesthetic?
💄 – comforting smell?
💗 – first tv/fictional crush?
🍓 – five items that make up the core of your aesthetic?
💞 – song that plucks your heartstrings?
💘 – someone you look up to & why?
💃- compliment some people you admire !
🔥 – something you are passionate about?
💓 – describe your ideal calm afternoon
Japanese photographer Chino Otsuka’s took old photos from her childhood and put pictures of her present self in them, creating lovely double self-portraits.
oh shit this is so brilliant but also kind of unnerving
They look so different
how the hell did she get the lighting so perfect
Art by Yoko Ono. An all-white chess set, Half-A-Room, and Painting to Hammer a Nail In.
Though often ridiculed and vilified (partly a lingering effect of 1960s media bias, xenophobism, misogyny, and racism), Yoko Ono in my opinion is one of the most interesting conceptual artists of the 20th century. The Bed-Ins and “War Is Over” posters, as well as “Imagine” were her ideas; her main platform today, her Twitter account, is always thought-provoking.
If you just dislike her, fine, but don’t do it because British newspapers told you so 50 years ago.
Smash or pass: the sexy tuna guy from the starkist cans
Fuck marry kill: green giant, sexy tuna, mr clean
You are NOT allowed to kill mr clean
This is obvious, kill the sexy tuna because that’s just weird, fuck Mr clean because he’s ripped and you know you won’t catch anything, now here you might think marry Mr clean because he’ll clean the house, but no, his cleanliness standards would be unbearable.
marry the green giant, making you basically a pagan god through marriage, and he can probably make vegetables grow using magic and as a vegan I need that, dick probably too big to do anything with but like, pagan marriages can be poly I think
I want you to know you are so powerful to be able to begin with “this is obvious”
life… is an egg
explain
has chickens in it sometimes
my heart goes out to syrians right now, the last thing you need is useless attacks meant to strong arm radical leaders while simultaneously harming innocent lives. this was completely avoidable and not at all necessary in the slightest what syria needs is aid, financial and otherwise, to help them achieve stability. refugees need to be saved and protected, not bombed and threatened.
here are a list of charities you can donate to to help syria and its people:
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