this dog is prettier than I am

psa: dont ever order from Lime Crime Cosmetics its a super shady company, the owner is a complete jerk who’s dressed up as a nazi on different occasions and theyve been known to steal and sell credit card information

take the quiz:

regionally:

Which 2015 Meme Are You?

Scans prove there’s no such thing as a ‘male’ or ‘female’ brain

malcolmcooks:

holy shit guys

Scans prove there’s no such thing as a ‘male’ or ‘female’ brain

petitetimidgay:

I tried my best to create a more authentic version of Kylie Jenner’s Interview cover, given that I’m, you know, actually disabled and a real life wheelchair user. I can barely get people to make eye contact with me, let alone land a cover shoot. If being in a wheelchair is trendy now, I’ve apparently been a trendsetter since before Kylie was born.

surprisebitch:

letmehoswayyou:

newjerseyhousewife:

Me

Lordy

#goals

tongueturner:

(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

words to remember

@dogs-cereal-pasta

geckopirateship:

Anti-SJWs basically come in two flavors “lol kek u mad” and “alas this vexed correctness of thine politics doth trouble me in every hour verily I shall draw my blade of reason and stand firm against these blackguards”

@zeroknight10

Ugly

shitmystudentswrite:

It is funny when you are ugly on purpose. It is sad when it is on accident.

shesgotwhatittakes:

shesgotwhatittakes:

While cleaning out my room I found a paper that my therapist gave me some time ago to deal with obsessive and intrusive thoughts. Sorry the paper is a little crinkled and stained, but I figured I’d post it in hopes that it will help someone like it helped me.

Here it is again with text for anyone who can’t see the picture

That thought isn’t helpful right now.

Now is not the time to think about it. I can think about it later.

This is irrational. I’m going to let it go.

I won’t argue with an irrational thought.

This is not an emergency. I can slow down and think clearly about what I need.

This feels threatening and urgent, but it really isn’t.

I don’t have to be perfect to be OK.

I don’t have to figure out this question. The best thing to do is just drop it.

It’s OK to make mistakes.

I already know from my past experiences that these fears are irrational.

I have to take risks in order to be free. I’m willing to take this risk.

It’s OK that I just had that thought/image, and it doesn’t mean anything. I don’t have to pay attention to it.

I’m ready to move on now.

I can handle being wrong.

I don’t have to suffer like this. I deserve to feel comfortable.

That’s not my responsibility.

That’s not my problem.

I’ve done the best I can.

It’s good practice to let go of this worry. I want to practice.