Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.
We’re trying this tonight!
It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.
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I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.
It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.
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my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.”
so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree.
she’s so pleased with her self
incredible![]()
parents are weird
yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.
you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.
but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support
well gosh. look what happens.
please tell your mom good job.
“they/them” has been used in the singular since Chaucer and Shakespeare. criticism of it has only existed since the 19th century. punch transphobic grammarians in the face
Santa will be changing the naughty list to the problematic list. He sees you when you’re vagueing. He knows when you’re anon.
I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS
Santa is coming tonight.
THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK
you know what you did
“So… where are OUR magazine covers?
“Aside from an enormous lack of visibility and representation for actually disabled people (which is one of the things keeping such deep ableism not only alive, but so common), for me, the most ignorant part about this shoot was that it was about how she was “bound” to fame, “limited” by fame. I am LUCKY to have a wheelchair, even if it’s not the right size, even if it is difficult to push myself because of said fit; wheelchairs are not economically accessible to everyone who needs them as a mobility device. A wheelchair is FREEDOM, not imprisonment. SOCIETY and it’s lack of care for access is what limits me, NOT the chair.”#KylieJenner #wheelchair #ableism #accessibility
As seen on
Annie Segarra’s Facebook page
“The idea that a person is confined to a wheelchair is seeded in this idea that it is something that holds
us back. It’s not the stairs to get into the school that prevents us
from accessing an education, it’s the wheelchair. It’s not the stairs to
get into the subway station that prevents us from reaching our
destination of choice, it’s the wheelchair. The wheelchair is always
what’s viewed as being at fault for our limitations when the fact of the
matter is, our environment and the lack of thought that goes into
creating space for a person using a wheelchair, is what limits our
freedom. The wheelchair itself is the opposite of a limitation because
when you take it away what then?”
Where have we come, and where shall we end?
Cosplays by @pumpkinetics, @nipahdubs, and Jessdresses Cosplay
