me: [internal monologue] Do I tell him? No, I shouldn’t. I don’t know why I feel so eager to tell him his dog is the asthmatic inbred result of Man playing god
me: *remembers that out of the three main protagonists of the new star wars movie not one of them is a white man. that the most shipped pair is an interracial coupe with a black and latino
man and that we are gonna get a female jedi as main hero*
i’ve become so unintentionally heterophobic in terms of media, like when i’m watching a movie or reading a book as soon as I notice The Signs of a budding hetero romance every bone in my body will groan internally and second hand embarrassment will immobilize me at every trope
lavenduers 