aries: “Stand up Gabe, I’m setting your desk on fire.”
taurus: “I don’t care who’s condom it is, put it away.”
gemini: “Whoever wrote mitochondria as the most important thing you learned in science raise your hand I know there’s more then one.”
cancer: “No don’t ask Jesus for help on your quiz if you didn’t study, not even Jesus can help you now.”
leo: “Would anyone like to donate clothing to put on our class skeleton, it makes me uncomfortable he gets to be naked in this class but I can’t.”
virgo: “No I’m not grading your tests I’m trying to sell my world of Warcraft account. That’s what happens when you have kids.”
libra: “Don’t marry anyone named Mia. Most likely she’s only marrying you for a visa trust me.”
scorpio: “Oh really does it say your a loser on your birth certificate too?”
sagittarius: “I may have accidentally sent a very personal email to one of your parents that was suppose to go to my mom.”
capricorn: “Which one of you hell beasts stole my almond chocolate off my desk?”
aquarius: “No Gabe, Bill Nye the science guy isn’t a documentary.”
pisces: “Do I look like I would keep dead rats in a jar?- Don’t answer that.”
My little brother is visiting the west coast and we HAD to do even alittle bit of cosplay while he was here!! We’re still planning to do rose and Steven but I’ve had lapis done for like… A very long time… and it was easier to throw together!!! Also a big thank you to my darling eclair for photo shopping my body from the neck down blue and Xies wig dark brown!! Saved me a lot of time and trouble !!!
to the chort (czort / chort is a Slavic demon, often described as a devil’s minion)
do pioruna!
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to a lightning (one of phrases supposedly connected to the old cult of the Slavic god Perun)
do stu piorunów! → to a hundred of lightnings
niech to piorun trzaśnie!
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may a lightning thwack it
jasny pieron!
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bright lightning (with archaic spelling of the word meaning a lightning, but warning: ‘pieron’ is considered a very offensive word in a few regions of Poland e.g. some parts of Silesia)
jasny piernik!
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bright gingerbread
jasny gwint!
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bright / obvious screw-thread
niech to kule biją! → may cannonballs* strike it (*or bullets)
cholera!
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cholera (yes – the disease, and one of the strongest expressions here)
choina! / choinka!
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small conifer / Christmas tree (euphemisms replacing the word ‘cholera’)
[side note: the phrases as included above are used rather non-directly: words one could whisper under their breath, just to themselves. Most could be used also like filler words. Many of them are considered old-fashioned (though still fun to use). These are only some of popular examples. Might edit later!]
To zdanie przewinęło się w jednym ze snów, które miałam w wieku licealnym (czyli przynajmniej z 10 lat temu) – nie miało żadnego związku z resztą snu, a tyczyło się ziemniaków śpiących przy szosie wiodącej koło jakiegoś lasu.
Pod względem dziwności i bezsensowności wielkiej nawet jak na moje marzenia senne to zdanie jest bite chyba tylko przez scenę z innego z moich snów (który miałam chyba w gimnazjum lub nawet już w liceum), ale to była jeszcze wyższa szkoła jazdy ;P
For those who don’t know what the caption means – In India, Bangladesh, Pakistan, and other Southeast Asian countries, there’s this brand called “Fair and Lovely” that makes creams and soaps that make your skin get lighter over time. All of its ads insinuate that people with lighter skin are prettier and are the ones who can get men to like them and superficial things like that. I love this picture so much because it shows that all brown girls are beautiful, especially those who have darker skin.
Darker skin?? Sorry but those women would be on the lighter side too. If they wanted to show that girls with darker complexions are beautiful, then they should have used women with dark skin.
1) no one is interested in a white woman’s critique of art created by women of color for women of color
2) never does a white woman get to determine whether two Tamil women are dark enough to express their plight of being dark, seeing that you have no concept of that struggle… Especially when many other WOC have identified with this piece… & shared stories of how they’ve been affected by colorism & how this piece makes them feel positively
3) if you have a problem with how a black artist frames the concept of colorism, go make your own art about colorism
I didn’t say they couldn’t just that from most of Indian Media I have seen, most women are of similar complexion. I know that social class is very prevalent in India and skin colour is determined by that too. Isn’t art for the purpose of expression and conversation? Then should we discuss Indian Media and the issues colorism and what not. Where does it say I’m white? I may have a lighter complexion but that does mot mean I’m white.
The fact that ur white passing + u won’t even acknowledge even that. This argument isn’t even worth it
Go OFF Faith. Also why are woc constantly being faced with forces that try to invalidate our experiences??
group chat: *talking*
one person: *typo*
everyone else: *repeats typo in unison*
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