relationships are so scary like someone can go from being happy and in love with you one day to not giving a shit about you the next day and that terrifies me
Give me a heartwarming Christmas movie about Satan traveling around the world every Christmas to deliver presents to all the young kids and kids with learning disorders and disabilities who misspell “Santa” on their Christmas letters every year
And Santa’s all like, “You know, I can handle a few spelling mistakes, I got this,” and Lucifer is like “They’re addressed to me, fuck off, I’m doing it.”
Lucifer being protective of his fanmail is ceaselessly entertaining.
Also, though. Santa leaves coal for the bad kids and Satan goes to their houses and takes it away and leaves presents instead because he doesn’t think they were that bad.