gudeboy:

i kno this is just a random picture of me from tonight but i just wanted to share that i was wearing this and went to the guys bathroom in a very crowded venue for the first time ever and it was a really big deal 2 me cuz i’m still alive so i’m really proud of myself today!

4 word horror story

mitochondrionion:

jontronshat:

pajama-zam:

jontronshat:

imhangingwhataboutyou:

jontronshat:

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

this dick

It’s not even 4 words???