give-me-an-f:

me: I slammed my finger in a door today by accident

someone from england: “door”? like what is that? you just have these things anyone can use to get into your homes and your cars? your country is so weird? here we have these, like, rectangular holes in our buildings and stuff, and a slab of some hard material, generally wood or metal, that covers it snugly and stays affixed with hinges and locks

YO LISTEN

xfileslesbian:

@ bi girls who have only ever been involved with guys: you’re still bi

@ bi girls who have only ever been involved with girls: you’re still bi

@ bi girls who have never been involved with anyone: you’re still bi

thank u for your attention and congrats on your bisexuality keep up the good bi work