mattsykun:

ren-takada:

Other people playing Pokemon Go: *catches wild Pokemon on the first try*

Me playing Pokemon Go: Then I threw a Pokeball. And then I missed. And then I threw another one. And then another, and I missed. I missed both times. and then I threw one more, and I missed. This went on for several hours. and then I tossed another. and then I missed. And then I was out of pokeballs. And then I got sad. I went to a Poke-stop. And then I passed out in the snow. And then I woke up. and then I got more Pokeballs. And then I threw one. And then I missed. I missed again. I threw another. I hit something, but it wasn’t what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. Went to another Poke-stop. I had a dream that I was throwing pokeballs at something. I missed. Oh, so she can pick a snowball fight with ‘em. I threw up a snowball at ‘em. I missed. I packed another snowball into my Pokeball. that’s my secret weapon. I missed. yeah, she’s really something. I threw a Pokeball at her. I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a Pokeball stuck in my mouth. don’t piss me off woman. I’ll throw a Pokeball at you, I’ll miss though. I guarantee it. Then I’ll throw another one. And I’ll miss. Then I’ll have myself some incense. Would you care for some incense? Just don’t bring it into the sauna. I reached into the Poke-stop for another incense. I missed. I got a Pokeball. I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. Long story short, I missed.

Is

Is this becoming a meme

Hi if it wouldn’t be too much of a bother could you give me a list of reasons why someone couldn’t bind and why that specific thing will prevent them from being able to bind safely? I heard that asthma and back issues were some but are there any other things? Thank you!

transgenderteensurvivalguide:

Kii says:

This is a partial list and some people with these conditions may be able to bind depending on the severity of the condition. Everyone is different.

  • Asthma (Me!) or Atypical (Walking) Pnemonia– Breathing issues.
  • Scoliosis or other spine problem– Could cause pain
  • Connective tissue disorders– Could cause ribs to dislocate
  • Cardiac issues (Me!)– If something causes an increase in heart rate/breathing, binding may worsen the effects.
  • Injury, restricted movement,  or paralysis in hands, arms, or shoulders- May be unable to get binder on and off safely or practically
  • Seizures- Depending on type of seizure, seizures may cause increase in breathing
  • Dysautonomia- Blood pressure issue. My friend who has this says binding makes their dizzy spells worse.
  • Neuropathic pain in abdomen– Person would not know if they were injured from binding
  • Any disability that causes person to use crutches, forearm crutches, or a wheelchair– When getting used to these devices, a person’s shoulders or arms can be sore, and binding may increase this
  • Intellectual disability– Person may not be able to remember amount of time spent in binder or recognize signs that they need to take it off
  • Hypotonia in arms or hands– Would make binder hard to take off
  • Hypotonia in diaphragm– Would make breathing in binder more difficult
  • Osteoporosis, osteogenesis, or anything that harms bone density– Would make person more likely to injure ribs or back
  • Anything involving an exceptionally high pain tolerance or inability to recognize pain(me!)– Person would not know if they were injured while binding
  • Autism/SPD (me!)/sensory issues– Tightness may be too uncomfortable or fabric may be a bad texture
  • Having a busy/physically active schedule– Binding during exercise is bad, and some people might not be able to take off their binder at work/school

There are definitely more but that’s all I can think of? Besides anxiety disorders, which could cause someone to panic if they wear a binder because it’s tight and restricts breathing. Also, no one needs a medical reason not to bind. Some people just don’t like it.

thetruesora:

woodenaxe:

mosspvnk:

theverge:

Google Translate can now read signs for you in real time, which is just completely insane

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learn the language. this is so horribly lazy.

Going to a foreign country for a short visit? Learn the entire language you lazy american! Going to multiple foreign countries? Too bad learn every single one. Just stopping in a foreign country? Learn the language you piece of shit. How dare you translate Russian, a language that looks nothing like your native tongue. Why didnt you learn the entirety of Russian fluently? Durr hburr technology is bad fire is scary and Thomas Edison was a witch.