Life imitates art
Author: all things grow
Other people playing Pokemon Go: *catches wild Pokemon on the first try*
Me playing Pokemon Go: Then I threw a Pokeball. And then I missed. And then I threw another one. And then another, and I missed. I missed both times. and then I threw one more, and I missed. This went on for several hours. and then I tossed another. and then I missed. And then I was out of pokeballs. And then I got sad. I went to a Poke-stop. And then I passed out in the snow. And then I woke up. and then I got more Pokeballs. And then I threw one. And then I missed. I missed again. I threw another. I hit something, but it wasn’t what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. Went to another Poke-stop. I had a dream that I was throwing pokeballs at something. I missed. Oh, so she can pick a snowball fight with ‘em. I threw up a snowball at ‘em. I missed. I packed another snowball into my Pokeball. that’s my secret weapon. I missed. yeah, she’s really something. I threw a Pokeball at her. I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a Pokeball stuck in my mouth. don’t piss me off woman. I’ll throw a Pokeball at you, I’ll miss though. I guarantee it. Then I’ll throw another one. And I’ll miss. Then I’ll have myself some incense. Would you care for some incense? Just don’t bring it into the sauna. I reached into the Poke-stop for another incense. I missed. I got a Pokeball. I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. Long story short, I missed.
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Is this becoming a meme
If you’re truscum or disrepectful to nonbinary people do me a favor and unfollow me. Immediately.
People: So you’re willing to risk promising relationships and friendships just because someone is homophobic/transphobic/sexist/racist?
Me: yes
Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..
I hate cis people
Hi if it wouldn’t be too much of a bother could you give me a list of reasons why someone couldn’t bind and why that specific thing will prevent them from being able to bind safely? I heard that asthma and back issues were some but are there any other things? Thank you!
Kii says:
This is a partial list and some people with these conditions may be able to bind depending on the severity of the condition. Everyone is different.
- Asthma (Me!) or Atypical (Walking) Pnemonia– Breathing issues.
- Scoliosis or other spine problem– Could cause pain
- Connective tissue disorders– Could cause ribs to dislocate
- Cardiac issues (Me!)– If something causes an increase in heart rate/breathing, binding may worsen the effects.
- Injury, restricted movement, or paralysis in hands, arms, or shoulders- May be unable to get binder on and off safely or practically
- Seizures- Depending on type of seizure, seizures may cause increase in breathing
- Dysautonomia- Blood pressure issue. My friend who has this says binding makes their dizzy spells worse.
- Neuropathic pain in abdomen– Person would not know if they were injured from binding
- Any disability that causes person to use crutches, forearm crutches, or a wheelchair– When getting used to these devices, a person’s shoulders or arms can be sore, and binding may increase this
- Intellectual disability– Person may not be able to remember amount of time spent in binder or recognize signs that they need to take it off
- Hypotonia in arms or hands– Would make binder hard to take off
- Hypotonia in diaphragm– Would make breathing in binder more difficult
- Osteoporosis, osteogenesis, or anything that harms bone density– Would make person more likely to injure ribs or back
- Anything involving an exceptionally high pain tolerance or inability to recognize pain(me!)– Person would not know if they were injured while binding
- Autism/SPD (me!)/sensory issues– Tightness may be too uncomfortable or fabric may be a bad texture
- Having a busy/physically active schedule– Binding during exercise is bad, and some people might not be able to take off their binder at work/school
There are definitely more but that’s all I can think of? Besides anxiety disorders, which could cause someone to panic if they wear a binder because it’s tight and restricts breathing. Also, no one needs a medical reason not to bind. Some people just don’t like it.
Law Students Attempt to Lecture Law Professor About Black Lives Matter, Fails Miserably…
Fantasy over reality
Google Translate can now read signs for you in real time, which is just completely insane
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learn the language. this is so horribly lazy.
Going to a foreign country for a short visit? Learn the entire language you lazy american! Going to multiple foreign countries? Too bad learn every single one. Just stopping in a foreign country? Learn the language you piece of shit. How dare you translate Russian, a language that looks nothing like your native tongue. Why didnt you learn the entirety of Russian fluently? Durr hburr technology is bad fire is scary and Thomas Edison was a witch.
my mom uses sweet bro and hella jeff magnets to tell me if the dishes are clean or dirty
