peopleareaproblem:

forest-kiss:

I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times

Narrator: “Water. Unlike other cats, long-haired Persians need regular baths to keep their luxurious coats healthy and fluffy. Reginald doesn’t care if he has a prize-winning coat. He just wants the ordeal to be over.”

Reginald: *meows in distress*

Narrator: Unfortunately for Reggie, there’s one last step. He’s about to learn that getting wet is nothing – compared to getting dry.”

♫ TRIUMPHANT FANTASY MUSIC ♪

@captioned-vines

mattsykun:

beastofefreet:

Guys if you’re giving your Pokemon sexual names like CumSlut and Dickface and shit I really fucking hope you’re not gonna put them in gyms because today I talked to three little boys about ten, the same age as my baby brother, and they were so cute and excited about challenging a gym.

And it makes me so happy to see my generation out and about and having fun with Pokemon

But if you ruin it for little kids who are getting outside and having a blast and are so pumped to try and beat a gym

Then you’re trash and my witch ass is gonna curse the shit out of you

This is very true.

But I’ll be damned if I don’t name a Ditto SexMachine. That is, if they even exist…

tofugoddess:

Honestly the best piece of advice I can give to younger girls trying to figure life out is to completely ignore men. I’m not being quirky or cute when I say that, I mean it seriously. Ignore men’s judgments of you, ignore their insincere compliments, ignore their half-assed romance. Focus on developing yourself. Practice your art, play sports, do theater, volunteer, spend time with your friends, but do not put substantial effort into pleasing men. They’ll be there for you to pursue when the time comes and if you want to. But nothing will waste your youth more than fighting for male acceptance.