cis people: what were you born as?
cis people: tell me about your genitals
cis people: “it”
cis people: *transphobic slurs/jokes*
cis people: *misgendering*
cis people: your transition is just very hard for ME and you know i can’t keep up you weirdo!! haha
trans people: down with cis
cis people: this can only be described as…a personal attack. i have done everything for you people….i have worked my fingers to the bone sharing facebook photos about gay marriage…….i never believed them when they said that monsters wear human skin…*chasing cars begins playing*
Author: all things grow
8hy:
all of you
Trying to put together a portfolio for Oni Press, made a few new comic pages so I’ll have something recent in a different style. Probably gonna get lost in the sea of portfolios they received, lol.
dana scully + tumblr tags
those people who sit with you and help you rationalize all your negative thoughts and never yell or get tired and just stay with you until you feel less sad are the real angels of this world omg
Holy smokes.
Gems have a type. A human type.
They’re into ROCKERS.
so i work at lush and the most famous person i’ve served so far is adele. one day i’m just standing there moving some bubble bars and pretending to look busy when suddenly this lady comes in with her child. i think “she looks like adele if adele didn’t wear make up” whilst i go over to greet her. she asks me what a bath bomb is. i think “hmm, she is very unexpectedly cockney, like adele.” halfway through my description of bath bombs i realise holy fuck it’s actually adele, and i end up saying “so these are bath bombs, you drop them in the water mnnnnnnand theychangecolour n fizz…..do stuff……..” and i think she realises i suddenly know who she is because she gently but firmly tells her son to pick a bomb. she gets some for herself as well. i put her through the till and i realise she looks very tired, so i don’t want to bother her, but holy fucking shit this is adele. i’ve ugly cried so many times while warbling her beautiful songs. she’s unwittingly been there through some bad times for me. i want to say something but i’m not sure what, so i fixate on her bright woolly vest and blurt out “i like your vest!” and she immediately replies, very chipper, “aw fanks it makes me look like a rare bird!” she departs and i stand there shaking while i whisper to my colleague that that was adele. this reaches the back of the shop where a birthday party for a bunch of 14 year olds is going on and my 19 year old colleague just shrieks “WHAT” at the top of his voice. all the girls clamour asking if we have security cameras to prove it actually was her and i’m like, the proof is that i have suddenly become 10 times emotionally stronger after being in her presence. i have absorbed her self love and all of my exes have crumbled into dust, dissolving away like the bath bomb she’ll be using later on that very night
Y’all are all cute. (Based on requests)
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Phase 1 : Travel to West Virginia
Phase 2 : ?
Phase 3 : Mothman
RETRO FUTURISM IS EVERYTHING TO ME THO??? and i feel like the success of stranger things proves that nostalgia has huge buy in..like… please imagine a beautifully shot high definition 60s camp enterprise made in 2025. mint green clunky monitors with oval backs. purple lava lamps in every room. everyone is wearing midnight sapphire eyeshadow. everyone.