Very ancient gods have learned to use tumblr to connect to us mortals from another dimension. They also intend to sell you fine wares that you may or may not want. They are very powerful beings, though from what is suggested something far more powerful has come before them.
Humble Depiction
Author: all things grow
i dont feel autistic enough to be autistic despite my official diagnosis but im not neurotypical enough to be neurotypical and independant so where the f*ck do i fit in
we began of stardust, darling, and to stardust we must return
our bodies belong to the stars | r.h. (via jeremysknox)
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
reblog with your middle name in the tags
You’re not fake simply because you act differently depending on the person you’re with. Different personalities bring out different aspects of your personality. You’re complex and multidimensional; it’s beautiful.
in anthropology this is called “code switching” and it is a completely natural thing that pretty much everyone does.
Why is it ok for Spanish people to call Americans Gringos who can’t speak Spanish, but frowned upon to point out a Spanish person who can’t speak English?
Porque los Americanos, y la mayoría de hablantes de inglés, implantan su lengua como si fuera la mejor y la superior a todas las otras. Sin ni siquiera tener en cuenta las muchas otras lenguas que existen en el mundo, tan válidas y valiosas como la suya. Pero claro a un Americano/hablante de inglés nunca se le va a mirar por encima del hombro por ello; no se le va a decir que debe aprender más lenguas “porque la suya es la superior”. Pero en cuanto un hispanohablante hace lo mismo se le ve como inferior ya que “el español no es tan valioso como el inglés, y todo el mundo debería aprender inglés”. Fucking Gringos..
people who like pineapple on pizza: yeah its pretty good i get its not for everyone though its kind of a weird sensation but i like it
people who dont like pineapple on pizza: i will FUJCKING KILL ANYONE WHO BRINGS A PINEAPPLE INTO MY LINE OF SIGHT, if you bring a pineapple to me i will shove it down my dick and launch it like a cannon at you, killing you immediately. ill take the pineapple and f
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my suitcase when I’m coming back from Mx
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brah fuck it im just die
lavenduers 