Author: all things grow

things i do in conversation that will annoy the shit out of u

restingshadesemojiface:

  • stop talking and just fucking stare into space
  • answer your one word question with five minutes of prologue, appendix, seven sequels, & movie adaptation of what could have been a one word answer
  • “what was i saying” every two sentences
  • answer your one word question by just staring at you blankly
  • try to tell u a really great story about a thing but i forgot 90% of the
    details so u just get 2-3 REALLY enthusiastic sentences to compensate
  • not know what expression to react with about a thing you said so i default to laughing & it turns out u were being dead serious
  • literally just not talk at all
  • try to make a joke, get embarrassed about the joke halfway through the sentence, and just completely trail off
  • walk away in the middle of the conversation
  • lie about my weekend because u asked how it was and i cannot for the life of me remember what the fuck i did
  • generally not remember basic personal info like “how old r u” “??“ “what’s your favorite song” “????????“

discourse

sweetsofts:

transbowie:

mychemsux:

transbowie:

techgirl:

transbowie:

techgirl:

white chocolate isn’t real chocolate

um we just had this conversation and i beat you okay it’s made from cocoa butter which is an extract from the cocoa bean

yeah but did you know it’s also extracted from bofa

BUT T HE COCOA

cocoa butter isn’t a chocolate solid (like cocoa powder), so it’s not considered a genuine chocolate 

*ahem* although it’s not a chocolate solid it’s still extracted from the cocoa bean which makes it made from COcoa which means Chocolate 

@sweetsofts u said it was better back me up here

liSteN white chocolate is CREAMIER!!! and lord knows im Bout That Cream