i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit
and i found a nickel at the foot of the blue ridge mountains, asked if five cents was enough to buy my love back from the dead but peter said there’s not much left, yet a penny for my sentiments but i could love like a rolling stone, make a peach pie for my mom back home
you know how in the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy 42 was the answer to the ultimate question of life and the universe? well… if we add a zero to it. we get
we get
they died while writing this post
Look I’ve never been great at math but I’m fairly certain 42 + 0 = 42.
mixed people are amazing and wonderful and people need to stop comparing them to inhuman things like monsters and such. you’re not lesser or a watered version of your enthnicities & you’re just as deserving of love and acceptance as the next person.