Scottish tweets make no sense, but also make absolute sense
Author: all things grow
Protip for if you’re alone and find yourself getting jumpy because ‘oh shit this feels like the start of a scene from a horror movie’:
Do something that a director of a horror movie would never put in a final cut. Pull sudden and inexplicable stupid faces. Make up a ridiculous shuffle-dance. Sing that song with the weirdest lyrics you know, loudly and as off-key as possible. Be completely unphotogenic and uncinematic, and it counteracts the irrational fear quite nicely.
Pretend you’re in the blooper reel of a horror movie
m86:
if only we had followed marina diamandis rules we wouldn’t even have to consider following dua lipa’s
things that have happened in October so far
- komaeda kin cuts off finger hoax
- pewdiepie nudes
- people get stabbed over rick n morty mcdonalds sauce
it’s been a fucking WEEK
the author of my immortal who was set to publish a memoir got intellectually eviscerated by her brother for lying about everything and the memoir got cancelled
a tumblr user on here called out for their abuse turned out to not be a real person and rather a project conducted by three different people
WHAT
Okay I’m not one to add onto a post but someone pLEASE tell me about the komaeda thing
why my hand shaky
your skeleton is ready to hatch
this is so fucking ominous thank you
These pumps, crafted by Mexican designer Lucita Abarca, caused quite a stir at a recent Sixth Borough fashion show. These crystalline high-heels were grown by Wyrm’s Pass artisans, deep below the Rocky Mountains, using a mixture of firebird ash, waters from the springs at Paradiso, and a variety of secret ingredients, rumored to include Australian fire opals and powdered moonstone. The result of using the firebird ash become immediately recognizable when the heel of the shoe is dragged backward across any dry surface, as it creates an impressive streak of magical fire which can be accurately aimed with a little effot. Ms. Abarca said she wanted a shoe that made a statement, and that statement was “Any bastardo brujo catcalling me on La Plaza de Sangre better be ready to dose his huevos, you know?”
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