raeadropofgoldensunshine:

• ah, the scalene triangle
• loving Cole Sprouse
• hating Cole Sprouse 
• the tons of “social experiment” memes that followed
• the first wave of Actual Cannibal Shia LaBaeuf memes from before there was even a video for it
• trying to trick “hipster” blogs into reblogging fandom content 
• the whole strict dichotomy between fandom and hipster blogs as a whole tbh
• “I was here here before MTV!”
• 12.9 year olds
• “what is air” and “my ovaries” 
• non-tumblr people were peasants
• nice legs daisy dukes
• slideshows with comic sans and sometimes making your mom or sibling comment on some cringey show they’d never seen
• homestuck
• tumblr user pizza (what ever happened to them???)
• tumblr user the-vashta-nerada 
• Nine In The Afternoon jokes/references all the time??
• imagine how is touch the sky
• “you tried” stars and all the variations thereupon
• do she got the booty?
• “can you give me directions to the olive garden?”
• night bloggers 

add more help me relive the past 6 years i’ve wasted on this garbage website

kazespook:

anguishboy:

incogniito:

A cough is just a crunchy breath

A yawn is just a boneless cough

why the fuck do these make sense???

pizzaback:

slab-o-meat:

slab-o-meat:

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

but you were right