captain-liddy:

the-moon-loves-the-sea:

the-moon-loves-the-sea:

captain-liddy:

Someone: Make eye contact or no one will trust you, you bridge troll

I, a humble autistic: 👀

Me: makes eye contact

Them: stop staring omg

Turns out too much eye contact with no smile means ‘I want to kill you’ and too much with a smile means ‘I want to kiss you’ and how does one find out what is enough but not too much? Who knows???

the forbidden knowledge