argumate:

nostalgebraist:

help-mywife:

help, my wife is napping and i miss her but she deserves her rest

If you replace “wife” with “fiancee,” and “napping” with “sleeping after going to bed early,” this is me rn

if you replace “wife” with “master Frodo” and “napping” with “sleeping after Elvish surgery following an incident with a cursed Morgul blade” this is Sam Gamgee rn