who would win in a fight: hozier vs. sufjan stevens

lesbicrow:

hozier:

  • ten feet tall, making face-shots difficult
  • capable of a sub-sonic vocal blast that may paralyze an opponent for several seconds
  • is a level 10 lgbt ally, allowing him to use fire balls and limited lightning magic

sufjan stevens:

  • extremely sneaky
  • exudes an aura of sadness which has the chance to emotionally devastate his opponent
  • sharp little claws

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