calamitys-child:

Fanfic tropes the x files has actually done:
– Fake married
– I kissed your au self
– Terminal illness
– Forced to share a single bed in a motel room
– Body swap (kinda)
– I kissed somebody else because I thought they were you
– We nearly kissed that one time and neither of us wants to be the first one to suggest we maybe talk about that
– Cuddling for warmth
– The Tol & Smol thing probably counts as a fic trope as well actually
– I’m not sure how or when it happened but the joke flirting is no longer a joke oops
– I thought you were dead oh my god don’t you dare do that to me again
– Literally everybody you know is telling you that you’re in love when do you plan to start listening
– Describe themselves as soulmates
– *shows up at your door at 4am* I can’t sleep