every bi headcanon: loud obnoxious boy with tan-mid tone skin super flirty and extra slutty dumb and ready to fight
every gay headcanon: pretty boy pale skin quiet n meek also dumb blushes and is femme af
every straight headcanon: whatever black boy there is
every ace headcanon: whatever black girl there is and any geeky girl or suffers from ptsd or any trauma or someone coded as autistic
every pan headcanon: too pure sunshine boy who is dumb and loves the world
for the record the lesbian headcanon section doesnt exist bc nobody headcanons girls as lesbians if they can help it