things i do in conversation that will annoy the shit out of u

restingshadesemojiface:

• stop talking and just fucking stare into space
• answer your one word question with five minutes of prologue, appendix, seven sequels, & movie adaptation of what could have been a one word answer
• “what was i saying” every two sentences
• answer your one word question by just staring at you blankly
• try to tell u a really great story about a thing but i forgot 90% of the
  details so u just get 2-3 REALLY enthusiastic sentences to compensate
• not know what expression to react with about a thing you said so i default to laughing & it turns out u were being dead serious
• literally just not talk at all
• try to make a joke, get embarrassed about the joke halfway through the sentence, and just completely trail off
• walk away in the middle of the conversation
• lie about my weekend because u asked how it was and i cannot for the life of me remember what the fuck i did
• generally not remember basic personal info like “how old r u” “??“ “what’s your favorite song” “????????“