anti-johnlockers just confuse me so much. they are kinda like people who go into an ice cream shop to eat dry cake cones and talk about how much the place sucks.
“Uh, that would probably better with some ice cream on it.”
“FUCK YOU I HATE ICE CREAM QUIT SHOVING YOUR DESSERT DOWN MY THROAT”THAT’S NOT EVEN ICE CREAM OH MY GOD IT’S MILK AND SUGAR AND EGGS AND STUFF TURNED ICY BY THE PROCESS OF MAGIC BUT NOOOOO YOU SEE FUCKING ICE CREAM WHEREVER YOU LOOK CAN’T FOOD INGREDIENTS JUST BE FOOD INGREDIENTS??
It got better.
This keeps getting better
Fuck your Ic3 cr3am; I’m in here for the #warm paste
you fucked up a perfectly good dessert is what you did. look at it. it’s got a wafer
Stop throwing your ice cream agenda to my face, I feel attacked why do you have to make it about ice cream when it’s obviously about the deep and pure companionship of cream and flavour you already have representation for ice cream so stahp. #reverseicecreamphobia
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