you know you’re messed up when you’re looking forward to joining a lettuce club
Please explain
okay so the school i want to go to has this thing called a lettuce club. In the lettuce club, you meet once a year and, in this meeting, you have an hour to eat an entire head of lettuce (sometimes there’s ranch, mostly there isn’t). whoever eats the lettuce the fastest is the leader of the lettuce club and has to set up the meeting for next year.
apparently it’s supposed to make you hate lettuce but honestly that’s just a small side effect for one of the weirdest clubs i’ve heard of in my entire life
…what does one do in the lettuce club?😨 besides race to eat lettuce.
no that’s the entire meaning of the lettuce club
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