averydechagny:

So what if the Neko Atsume creators did put in Hobo and Glunkus but you had to pay like 666 gold and silver fish in game to get them and like a whole new game mode is unlocked. Everything starts off normal until you set out the Shitty Bitz. Hobo and Glunkus arrive and leave, perfectly fine but the bitz that you set out start negatively affecting your regulars. Pickles starts growing out oblong cylinders that vaguely resemble actual pickles, Tubbs’ stomach opens up into a void, or like Marshmallow and Cocoa fuse together into a horrifying amalgamation. Neko Atsume Monster Mode.